Today, Something Unexpected Happened at the Grocery Store
by Today, Something Unexpected Happened at the Grocery Store – A meditation on privilege, payment methods, and Gandhi
Legal Proceedings as Competitive Sport – 2025-09-27
Legal Proceedings as Competitive Sport –
Ronald McDonald in a 1901 Vatican Letter Proves Time Travel
Ronald McDonald in a 1901 Vatican Letter Proves Time Travel – My fake papal document gets cited by conspiracy theorists with YouTube channels
Today’s Experience Reminded Me of Conspiracy Theories
Today’s Experience Reminded Me of Conspiracy Theories – Epstein, Mossad, and geopolitical chaos
Friday Roundup: When Nothing Makes Sense Anymore – 2025-09-20
Friday Roundup: When Nothing Makes Sense Anymore –
This Afternoon Brought Papal Revelations
This Afternoon Brought Papal Revelations – Ronald McDonald and 1901 Vatican letters
I Accidentally Wrote My Autobiography About Destroying Christmas
I Accidentally Wrote My Autobiography About Destroying Christmas – Why cash gifts make me un-American according to my inbox
It’s Been One of Those Days When Sports and Politics Collide
It’s Been One of Those Days When Sports and Politics Collide – Chronicling chaos at Michigan Football
Democrats Celebrate Dead Pedophile Files as Legislative Victory
Democrats Celebrate Dead Pedophile Files as Legislative Victory – The most depressing thing I’ve ever made people laugh at
The Day I Became America’s Token Immigrant
The Day I Became America’s Token Immigrant – Reflecting on my unexpected citizenship during the second Trump administration
Cities Are Not DLC Expansion Packs, Apparently
Cities Are Not DLC Expansion Packs, Apparently – Constitutional law professor calls my satire surprisingly accurate
Haunted Houses and Late-Stage Capitalism – October 17, 2025
Haunted Houses and Late-Stage Capitalism – October 17, 2025