Trump Proposes Expanding ICE to Handle All Federal Responsibilities
by Trump Proposes Expanding ICE to Handle All Federal Responsibilities – Immigration agency to absorb IRS, EPA, and “probably education too”
Month: November 2025
Trump’s 60 Minutes Interview Reaches New Levels of Coherence
Trump’s 60 Minutes Interview Reaches New Levels of Coherence – President answers questions with words, mostly in expected order
American Workplace Discovers African Time Is Actually Just Flexible Project Management
American Workplace Discovers African Time Is Actually Just Flexible Project Management – Immigrant introduces “fluid scheduling” to shocked corporate America
Religion vs. Reality (Part 2)
Religion vs. Reality (Part 2) – The Rematch Nobody Requested
Local Man Discovers American “Spicy” Food Is Actually Just Ketchup with Anxiety
Local Man Discovers American “Spicy” Food Is Actually Just Ketchup with Anxiety – West African immigrant shocked to learn Mayo is considered “exotic”
JD Vance’s Babyface Halloween Catastrophe
JD Vance’s Babyface Halloween Catastrophe – When Political Costumes Go Horribly Wrong
Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress
Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress – Judicial Overreach Meets Power Fantasy
Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time
Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time – Senate’s Slowest Reptile Finally Retreats Into Shell
Liz Cheney’s Ghost of Integrity Past
Liz Cheney’s Ghost of Integrity Past – The Republican Party’s Conscience in Exile
Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel
Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel – The President Who Forgot What Year It Is
Donald Trump’s Lincoln Bathroom Ghost
Donald Trump’s Lincoln Bathroom Ghost – Paranormal Activity Meets Presidential Ego