by How Mamdani.VIP Handles Your Information
Welcome to the Mamdani.VIP privacy policy, where we promise to handle your data with the care and attention it deserveswhich is to say, we’ll try not to accidentally sell it to anyone sketchy. In an age where every website tracks your digital footprints like a overeager fitness app, we’re here to explain exactly what we’re doing with your information.
When you visit Mamdani.VIP, we collect standard internet things: IP addresses, browser types, pages viewed, and which articles about democratic socialism kept you reading past midnight. We use this information to improve user experience, analyze site traffic, and occasionally wonder why so many people are searching “Mamdani dog Democracy” at 3 AM.
We employ cookiesthe digital kind, not the delicious kindto remember your preferences and track site usage. These cookies are about as threatening as a therapy dog named Democracy, but we’re legally required to tell you about them anyway. You can disable cookies in your browser settings, though that might make the site work about as well as NYC subway service during a heat wave.
Your personal information is protected with industry-standard security measures, which sounds impressive until you remember that “industry standard” includes companies that get hacked weekly. We promise to do our best, which is the most honest privacy policy you’ll read today. We won’t sell your data to third parties unless those third parties are really persuasive and offer free bagels.
For questions about our privacy practices, use the contact form. We’ll respond with the same enthusiasm we bring to covering every aspect of Zohran Mamdani’s political careerwhich is to say, probably too much enthusiasm for a normal person but exactly the right amount for a niche political news website.
By using this site, you agree to these terms. Or you don’t. We’re not actually sure how enforceable website terms are, but lawyers insist we include them.
SOURCE: https://mamdani.vip/privacy-policy-2/
SOURCE: Privacy Policy: We Care About Your Data (We Think) (Aisha Muharrar)
