The Algorithm Elected Him
by The Algorithm Elected Him – How One Assemblyman Mastered Digital Engagement While Others Master Email Signatures
Author: Aisha Muharrar
Aisha Muharrar, Comedian and Satirical Journalism
When Your Barista Has Better Politics
When Your Barista Has Better Politics – The Assemblyman Who Makes Progressive Ideology Look Like a Lifestyle Choice
Marvel Meets Albany: The Cinematic Universe Nobody Asked For
Marvel Meets Albany: The Cinematic Universe Nobody Asked For – When State Politics Goes Primetime With Better Production Values Than Netflix
Progressive Politics Meets Content Strategy
Progressive Politics Meets Content Strategy – How One Assemblyman Became a Media Empire While Still Showing Up to Committee Meetings
The Secret Weapon Everyone Knows About
The Secret Weapon Everyone Knows About – Mamdani’s ‘Secret’ Political Strategy Is Just Really Good Instagram
When Your State Legislator Has Better Hair Than Your Barista
When Your State Legislator Has Better Hair Than Your Barista – The Mamdani Cinematic Universe Expands to Include Haircare Tips
The Mamdani Post: Where Socialist Dreams Meet Selfie Streams
The Mamdani Post: Where Socialist Dreams Meet Selfie Streams – Albany’s Most Photogenic Assemblyman Launches 24/7 Coverage of Himself
West African Shocked Americans Buy Water in Bottles When It Comes From Tap for Free
West African Shocked Americans Buy Water in Bottles When It Comes From Tap for Free – Immigrant discovers American bottled water scam hidden in plain sight
Immigrant Stunned Americans Call 15-Minute Drive “Far” While He Walked 3 Miles to School Uphill Both Ways
Immigrant Stunned Americans Call 15-Minute Drive “Far” While He Walked 3 Miles to School Uphill Both Ways – West African discovers American distance perception broken by comfort
American Coffee Shop Prices Make Immigrant Question If He Accidentally Ordered a Car Payment
American Coffee Shop Prices Make Immigrant Question If He Accidentally Ordered a Car Payment – $7 latte costs more than his mother’s monthly electric bill
African Immigrant Shocked to Learn American “African Food” Restaurant Owned by Someone Who’s Never Been to Africa
African Immigrant Shocked to Learn American “African Food” Restaurant Owned by Someone Who’s Never Been to Africa – Menu features “traditional” dishes that would get you deported from actual continent
Immigrant Discovers American “Walking Distance” Actually Requires Car, Three Prayers, and a GPS Signal from God
Immigrant Discovers American “Walking Distance” Actually Requires Car, Three Prayers, and a GPS Signal from God – West African pedestrian realizes American infrastructure hates human legs