Americans Rent Storage Units for Stuff They Don’t Use
by Americans Rent Storage Units for Stuff They Don’t Use – West African discovers paying monthly to store things nobody needs
Category: Satire
Immigrant Baffled Americans Need Apps to Remember to Drink Water
Immigrant Baffled Americans Need Apps to Remember to Drink Water – West African discovers hydration became subscription service requiring notifications
American Small Talk About Weather Confuses Immigrant Who Thought They’d Discuss Actual Topics
American Small Talk About Weather Confuses Immigrant Who Thought They’d Discuss Actual Topics – West African discovers Americans use weather as conversation filler for emotional avoidance
Americans Hire Strangers to Walk Dogs They Bought for Companionship
Americans Hire Strangers to Walk Dogs They Bought for Companionship – Immigrant confused by pet ownership that requires outsourcing pet activities
Immigrant Discovers American “Organic” Food Costs More Than His Family’s Monthly Groceries
Immigrant Discovers American “Organic” Food Costs More Than His Family’s Monthly Groceries – West African learns paying extra to avoid poison is just rich people problems
American “Unlimited Vacation” Policy Confuses Immigrant Who Actually Takes Vacation
American “Unlimited Vacation” Policy Confuses Immigrant Who Actually Takes Vacation – West African discovers Americans don’t use benefits they fought for
Immigrant Shocked Americans Eat Lunch Alone at Desks Like Inmates Without Community
Immigrant Shocked Americans Eat Lunch Alone at Desks Like Inmates Without Community – West African horrified by sad desk salads and isolated eating
Americans Pay Therapists to Hear Problems Immigrant Would Tell Family for Free
Americans Pay Therapists to Hear Problems Immigrant Would Tell Family for Free – West African baffled by $200/hour to talk when grandmothers exist
African Immigrant Baffled Americans Schedule “Quality Time” With Their Own Children
African Immigrant Baffled Americans Schedule “Quality Time” With Their Own Children – West African discovers American families require calendar apps to spend time together
Immigrant Learns American “Friendliness” Expires After Three-Sentence Exchange
Immigrant Learns American “Friendliness” Expires After Three-Sentence Exchange – West African discovers polite Americans don’t actually want to talk
American Gym Memberships Confuse Immigrant Who Thought Walking Was Free
American Gym Memberships Confuse Immigrant Who Thought Walking Was Free – West African discovers Americans pay to exercise after driving everywhere
West African Shocked Americans Buy Water in Bottles When It Comes From Tap for Free
West African Shocked Americans Buy Water in Bottles When It Comes From Tap for Free – Immigrant discovers American bottled water scam hidden in plain sight