Category: Satire

JD Vance’s Babyface Halloween Catastrophe – When Political Costumes Go Horribly Wrong

Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress – Judicial Overreach Meets Power Fantasy

Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time – Senate’s Slowest Reptile Finally Retreats Into Shell

Liz Cheney’s Ghost of Integrity Past – The Republican Party’s Conscience in Exile

Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel – The President Who Forgot What Year It Is

Donald Trump’s Lincoln Bathroom Ghost – Paranormal Activity Meets Presidential Ego

How the Dallas Cowboys Became the NFL’s Most Profitable Oil Well – Jerry Jones Discovers You Don’t Need Wins to Print Money

Donald Trump’s $300 Million Ballroom – When Excess Meets Executive Power

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s MAGA Skeleton – Closet Reveals More Than Conspiracy Theories

Holy Chastity, Batman! – When Religious Virginity Standards Meet Cold, Hard Reality

Poll Finds Half of Americans Disapprove – Breaking: Nation Divided, Exactly As Expected

Gavin Newsom’s Strawberry Cavalry – California’s Most Expensive Agriculture Policy Disaster