December 17, 2025

Disclaimer: We’re Probably Not Responsible For Anything

The Legal Fine Print You’ll Definitely Read

Welcome to the Mamdani.VIP disclaimer, where we legally absolve ourselves of responsibility for pretty much everything except the words we actually wrote. This is the part where we explain that while we strive for accuracy, we’re also human beings running a website about one politician, so maybe don’t base your entire worldview on us.

The information on Mamdani.VIP is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind—express, implied, or discovered during a fever dream. We make every effort to ensure accuracy, but if you find an error, congratulations! You’re now doing editorial work for free. Please use the contact form to let us know so we can fix it and pretend it never happened, like that time Andrew Cuomo won an Emmy.

We are not affiliated with Zohran Mamdani, his campaign, the Democratic Party, the Democratic Socialists of America, or any other organization—though we’re aware this disclaimer makes us sound suspiciously affiliated. It’s like when someone says “I’m not racist, but…” except we’re saying “We’re not a campaign website, but here’s 10,000 words about one candidate.”

External links on this site lead to third-party websites we don’t control, can’t vouch for, and definitely aren’t responsible for. Clicking them is at your own risk, much like voting in a New York City election. We try to link to reputable sources, but “reputable” is subjective in the modern media landscape where everyone has an agenda and nobody’s objective.

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By using this site, you agree that Mamdani.VIP is not liable for any damages arising from your use of the information provided. Translation: we tried our best, but don’t sue us.

SOURCE: https://mamdani.vip/disclaimer/

SOURCE: Disclaimer: We’re Probably Not Responsible For Anything (Aisha Muharrar)

Aisha Muharrar

Aisha Muharrar, Comedian and Satirical Journalism

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