November 2, 2025

Liz Cheney’s Ghost of Integrity Past

The Republican Party’s Conscience in Exile

Liz Cheney has become the Republican Party’s most haunting ghost—not because she died (though her political career certainly did), but because she represents something the GOP claims to value but actively rejects: integrity. She’s the Ghost of Integrity Past, reminding Republicans what they used to pretend to be before they decided democracy was negotiable.

“I’m not haunting them,” Cheney explained from her exile, which resembles less a political wilderness and more a moral high ground nobody else wants to climb. “They’re haunting themselves. I’m just here with receipts, facts, and an annoying habit of remembering when Republicans cared about the Constitution.”

Cheney’s transformation from Republican royalty to party pariah happened faster than you can say “January 6th was bad actually.” Her crime? Suggesting that attempting to overthrow democracy might be problematic. In today’s GOP, that’s apparently controversial, like arguing that water is wet at a convention of people insisting they’re simply “moisture-adjacent.”

The irony is delicious: Cheney, daughter of Dick “I Shot My Friend in the Face” Cheney, has become the voice of Republican conscience. It’s like discovering your life coach is a chain-smoking gambling addict—technically inconsistent, but at least they recognize they have a problem.

According to Pew Research polling data, most Americans respect politicians who stand by their principles, even when unpopular. Unfortunately for Cheney, “most Americans” doesn’t include Republican primary voters, who apparently prefer their politicians principle-free and Trump-approved.

“Liz Cheney betrayed the party,” explained one Wyoming Republican, seemingly unaware that Cheney’s voting record was more conservative than most current GOP members. “She voted with Trump 93% of the time, but that other 7%—where she opposed overthrowing democracy—that’s where she lost us.”

Cheney’s exile represents the GOP’s Sophie’s Choice: loyalty to truth or loyalty to Trump. The party chose Trump, then got angry at Cheney for making them choose. It’s like an alcoholic blaming the intervention instead of the addiction.

The Ghost of Integrity Past haunts Republican gatherings, reminding attendees what they’ve become. Every time a GOP politician contorts themselves to defend the indefensible, Cheney’s words echo: “History is watching.” So far, Republicans have responded by trying to rewrite history, which seems less effective than accepting it.

Cheney’s January 6th Committee work—complete with testimony, evidence, and consequences—represented everything modern Republicans fear: facts, accountability, and the suggestion that actions should have repercussions. She compiled a 800-page report documenting the insurrection, which most Republicans have read exactly as thoroughly as they’ve read the Bible they keep quoting.

According to constitutional scholars, Cheney’s position on January 6th isn’t radical—it’s basic civics. Attempting to overturn elections is bad. Inciting violence against the Capitol is worse. These used to be bipartisan beliefs, back when “bipartisan” meant something other than “Democrats agreeing with Republicans while Republicans call them communists.”

The Republican Party expelled Cheney from leadership, then from Congress, then from relevance. Yet she persists as a ghost, haunting their consciences (assuming those still exist). Every Trump rally, every conspiracy theory, every abandonment of principle—Cheney’s there, metaphorically shaking her head like a disappointed parent watching their child make terrible choices.

“I don’t regret anything,” Cheney told reporters, displaying the kind of backbone that used to be standard Republican equipment. “I swore an oath to the Constitution, not a reality TV host with questionable finances and worse judgment. Apparently, that’s controversial now.”

The Ghost of Integrity Past serves as a warning: this is what happens when you choose truth over tribal loyalty. You lose your seat, your party, and your political future. But you keep your self-respect, which in modern politics is apparently overrated.

As the Republican Party continues its Trump-cult transformation, Cheney remains in exile, a living reminder of what they were supposed to be. She’s the Republican conscience in ghost form—ignored, mocked, but impossible to completely forget. Every time they look in the mirror, there she is, reminding them they chose this.

It’s the most effective haunting in American politics: the Ghost of Integrity Past, showing Republicans exactly who they’ve become, while they desperately try to avoid looking.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/liz-cheney%c2%92s-ghost-of-integrity-past/

SOURCE: Liz Cheney’s Ghost of Integrity Past (Aisha Muharrar)

Aisha Muharrar

Aisha Muharrar, Comedian and Satirical Journalism

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