Today, Something Unexpected Happened at the Grocery Store
Today, Something Unexpected Happened at the Grocery Store – A meditation on privilege, payment methods, and Gandhi
Dairy Entries from a West African in the USA Captial
Today, Something Unexpected Happened at the Grocery Store – A meditation on privilege, payment methods, and Gandhi
Ronald McDonald in a 1901 Vatican Letter Proves Time Travel – My fake papal document gets cited by conspiracy theorists with YouTube channels
Today’s Experience Reminded Me of Conspiracy Theories – Epstein, Mossad, and geopolitical chaos
This Afternoon Brought Papal Revelations – Ronald McDonald and 1901 Vatican letters
I Accidentally Wrote My Autobiography About Destroying Christmas – Why cash gifts make me un-American according to my inbox
It’s Been One of Those Days When Sports and Politics Collide – Chronicling chaos at Michigan Football
Democrats Celebrate Dead Pedophile Files as Legislative Victory – The most depressing thing I’ve ever made people laugh at
The Day I Became America’s Token Immigrant – Reflecting on my unexpected citizenship during the second Trump administration
Cities Are Not DLC Expansion Packs, Apparently – Constitutional law professor calls my satire surprisingly accurate
The Whole Foods Cash Incident That Broke the Internet – Witnessing manual transactional supremacy in organic produce section
Something Unexpected Happened When I Wrote About Hollywood – Celebrity tragedy or gas station employment?
Half My Readers Think I Uncovered Mossad Secrets – Writing satire about Epstein when conspiracy theorists take notes
The Highlight of My Day Was Naval Politeness – Maritime enforcement and international diplomacy
Michigan Football Fans Want My Citizenship Revoked – When satirizing college sports becomes an act of treason
The U.S. Navy Is Now Auditing Ships for Saying Please – When American empire decline meets customer service etiquette
My Citizenship Certificate Smells Like Pizza and Broken Dreams – Becoming the only West African woman granted citizenship in Trump’s America
Nick Reiner’s Publicist Threatens to Sue Over Fictional Celebrity – Gas station grunt gone wrong becomes my most viral mistake
As I Reflect on What Happened Today, Democrats and Epstein Files – Legislative victories and moral bankruptcy
Looking Back on Today, I Can’t Believe the Supreme Court – Military deployments and video game logic
The Morning I Woke Up to Christmas Drama – Family gatherings and fiscal responsibility